Posh, Boozy Lunch

In keeping with our tradition of doing posh, boozy lunches, we are doing one.

It will take place this Sunday, December 17^th, 2006 from 1:30pm onwards.

The venue is Salon Blanc, where Josh Hartnett regularly eats out while doing the dirt on Scarlett Johansson.

The level of of both poshness and booziness will be between "highly" and "excessively". In case this is insufficiently specific, do not expect to pay less than $75 for food and, unless you're some kind of wowser, at the very minimum, another $100 on alcohol.

Also (unless you're a non-drinker, in which case one has to wonder why you're even invited), any split bills should be negotiated with waiting staff before the meal begins to avoid complex mathematics at the end when everyone is too drunk to care about whether you ate the goat cheese and pea, twice baked soufflé or if you also woofed down the kurobuta berkshire pork cutlet, carrot and cardamon, puree, and prosciutto.

So, if you are on the confirmed list and feel you shouldn't be, or if you are not confirmed below, RSVP now and remember to bring witty répartie, plenty of cash and an iron constitution.

Confirmed participants are:
Miss Anna Schibrowski & Mr. Daniel Neggo
Mr. & Mrs. Douglas Haggstrom & Linda Bergsten
Mr. & Mrs. Maxwell Pahlow & Rebecca Lustenberger
Dr. & Mrs. Philip (Bowser) Watson & Georgina Hay
Mr Noel O'Sullivan
Mr. Peter McGuinn
Dr. Joanne Kimber
Miss Karen Westen
Mr. David Westen, & Miss Aynur Girgin

While other potential attendees include:
Miss Emma Schibrowski